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The Stat Man's Premier League Matchweek Seven

Six rounds in and the Premier League has handed out its two cleanest opposites. Chelsea have scored 15 goals from 7.87 expected, a surplus of 7.13 and more than two goals clear of anyone, and Nottingham Forest…

16 October 2026 Read more →
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The Stat Man's Premier League Matchweek Six

Five rounds in and the Premier League has stopped for three weeks, which is long enough for a table to harden into a story. Manchester City have won five from five and lead by three points; Arsenal, the…

8 October 2026 Read more →
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The Stat Man's Premier League Matchweek Five

Four rounds is where a Premier League table starts to look like it means something, and this one has two clubs on twelve points from twelve, Arsenal and Manchester City, followed by two clubs on eight, Leeds…

15 September 2026 Read more →
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Rangers Turn Ibrox Control Into Celtic Cup Exit

Was this a defining Rangers display or simply one result in a rivalry that offers little time to settle? Continue to see why the win gives Derek McInnes a useful standard while leaving Celtic with immediate…

13 September 2026 Read more →
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The Stat Man's Premier League Matchweek Three

Two rounds in, and the table is doing its favourite early-season trick: telling stories the underlying numbers refuse to sign. Hull have won both games while being out-shot in both. Aston Villa have taken 13…

2 September 2026 Read more →
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The Stat Man's Premier League Matchweek Two

One round of football has been played and the table has already started telling stories: Hull above Manchester United, Brighton top on goal difference, Aston Villa bottom. Every one of those lines is a single…

25 August 2026 Read more →
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Arsenal Begin Again, With Expectations Rising

Can Arsenal turn an assured opening display into the durability required of champions? This piece considers what the Coventry win says about their returning attacking talent, their newest option and the…

22 August 2026 Read more →
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Iraola Hands Curtis Jones an Anfield Lifeline

Curtis Jones looked destined to leave Liverpool this summer, a boyhood fan squeezed out of his own club's plans. Andoni Iraola has other ideas. This covers the third Inter Milan bid Liverpool have just turned…

15 July 2026 Read more →
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Infantino Opens Door to a 64-Team World Cup

The 2026 World Cup is still deciding its semi-finalists and Gianni Infantino is already talking about the one after next. FIFA's president has confirmed that a 64-team World Cup, first floated by CONMEBOL for…

13 July 2026 Read more →
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